- I don’t wear white.
- People who are familiar with my clumsy ways (either because they have been the object of my clumsiness or because they have been told) slowly moving sharp objects, filled glasses or anything that could spill, hurt or damage something/someone away from me.
- Being introduced to a friend of a friend and our mutual friend saying we would get along with each other, as we are both clumsy.
- Telling someone I was clumsy and their reply being “Really you don’t look clumsy” Is that a compliment?
- When I was a baby, I kicked my dad in the face whilst we were both sleeping.
- Pouring a large coke with ice over a man’s head, as I was trying to balance it between two large popcorns. The people in the cinema didn’t appreciate his shriek and he didn’t appreciate me. Even as I’m writing this I am still shaking my head now with more laughter and less embarrassment.
- As a kid I bumped my head 6 times in the same place on the dresser, caused by doing the same thing; jumping up and a down on my bed. My mum referred to me as hard- headed, I believe in the physical and metaphorical sense.
- Working in a restaurant as a waitress and surprisingly only dropping things about 20 times and burning myself twice; not bad for a 2 year stint.
- My mum asking in her no so subtle way, if I thought it was a good idea to work in a restaurant.
- Spaghetti and I don’t get along. I want to eat it and in protest, before it can reach my mouth it tends to drop on the floor.
- Walking down the road and tripping over an uneven pavement. My friend who was walking with me, tried to catch my fall but her being clumsy too tripped over the pavement and fell on top of me.
- I once dropped my phone into the toilet twice within a space of 5 minutes, it is no longer with us; RIP.
- People saying to be careful when I am using a knife, pouring a drink, near something hot, or balancing something or someone. It is like they are pre-empting fate.
- I am surprisingly not clumsy at all when looking after children.
- Why do some people think if you’re clumsy you’re not smart? My co-ordination is a bit off but my intelligence isn’t.
- Maybe we should have clumsiness anonymous meetings……..actually no, forget that… let’s just embrace it and continue to knock down a few glasses, chairs, people, plates, phones etc..
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